The Office is a super-successful comedy series that debuted in 2005, ran for nine seasons, and is still being binge-watched today. Besides giving its audience a good laugh with every single episode, The Office has plenty of content that remains relevant to this day.

Most of you have already experienced working in an office so it can be quite easy to relate to some of the show’s events or characters.

Working really close to a bunch of people that are different from you can sometimes be frustrating and awkward. But since you’re already there, you might just try to make things work – everyone else is doing the same. And if at the end of the day you can leave your cubicle with a smile on your face, you’ve accomplished much more than you realize.

The Office has so many hilarious moments that will never get old. Some of your colleagues have probably already used some The Office quotes to loosen up the atmosphere at work. If not, read the ones we’ve prepared for you and be the first to do it.

Here are 75 The Office quotes to pick you up from a bad day:

I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

KELLY KAPOOR

For my new year’s resolution, I gave up drinking… during the week.

MEREDITH PALMER

I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for … that is the life.

STANLEY HUDSON

How is it possible that in five years, I’ve had two engagements and only one chair?

PAM BEESLEY

From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. 

JIM HALPERT

Do I look like someone who would waste my own time?

ROBERT CALIFORNIA

I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.

KELLY KAPOOR

The man is wearing sandals. I don’t need to see Oscar’s toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.

ANGELA MARTIN

I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

PAM BEESLY

What are your weaknesses? I don’t have any, a–hole.

KELLY KAPOOR

I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.

ANGELA MARTIN

Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

ANDY BERNARD

One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

JIM HALPERT

We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.

PHYLLIS LAPIN-VANCE

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Michael Scott quotes

I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

MICHAEL SCOTT
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I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero?… I really can’t say, but yes!

MICHAEL SCOTT (more Michael Scott Quotes)

I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.

MICHAEL SCOTT

It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.

MICHAEL SCOTT

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

MICHAEL SCOTT

I understand nothing.

MICHAEL SCOTT

I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Motivational quotes from The Office

You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once. 

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

I stopped caring a long time ago.

CREED BRATTON

There’s something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.

ROBERT CALIFORNIA

I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.

JIM HALPERT

I have decided that I’m going to be more honest. I’m gonna start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, ‘cuz ‘ol Pammy is gettin’ what she wants. And, don’t call me Pammy.

PAM BEESLY

Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause.

KELLY KAPOOR

Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Dwight quotes from The Office

Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

I am faster than 80% of all snakes. 

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

I’m fast. To give you a reference point. I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.

DWIGHT SCHRUTE

Best lines from The Office

 The worst thing about prison was the dementors.

MICHAEL SCOTT

 I am Beyonce, always.

MICHAEL SCOTT

I am a black belt in gift wrapping.

JIM HALPERT

Newsflash: You are not special.

STANLEY HUDSON

If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die. 

STANLEY HUDSON

I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

KEVIN MALONE

I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl so I’m wise and I have worms. 

MICHAEL SCOTT

Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?

KELLY KAPOOR

Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

ANDY BERNARD

The Office quotes about life

The Office quotes about life

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.

ANDY BERNARD

So this is my life. Until I win the lottery. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.

JIM HALPERT

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.

STANLEY HUDSON

The doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. I’m going to die.

STANLEY HUDSON

I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.

PHYLLIS LAPIN-VANCE

I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.

RYAN HOWARD

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

PAM BEESLEY

The Office quotes about work

The Office quotes about work

Everything I have I owe to this job…this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.

JIM HALPERT

Yeah, I’m not a temp anymore. I got Jim’s old job. Which means at my ten year high school reunion, it will not say ‘Ryan Howard is a temp.’ It will say ‘Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm’… That’ll show ’em.

RYAN HOWARD

I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Business is a doggie dog world.

MICHAEL SCOTT (more Friday Quotes)

 Do I have a special someone? Well, yeah of course. A bunch of ’em. My employees.

MICHAEL SCOTT

An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Inspirational quotes from The Office

Inspirational quotes from The Office

Would I rather be feared or loved? That’s easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Yes, I have a dream, and it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse.

STANLEY HUDSON

When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.

PAM BEESLEY

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

MICHAEL SCOTT

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take – Wayne Gretzky.

MICHAEL SCOTT

Kevin quotes from The Office

Kevin Quotes from The Office

Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?

KEVIN MALONE

I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number.

KEVIN MALONE

Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.

KEVIN MALONE

The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it.

KEVIN MALONE

I have very little patience for stupidity.

KEVIN MALONE

You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.

KEVIN MALONE

Creed quotes from The Office

Creed quotes from The Office

I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

CREED BRATTON

I wanna do a cartwheel. But real casual like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.

CREED BRATTON

Oh you’re paying way too much for worms. Who’s your worm guy?

CREED BRATTON

When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.

CREED BRATTON

If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?

CREED BRATTON

I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.

CREED BRATTON