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23 Jimmy Fallon Quotes that Will Instantly Brighten Your Mood
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23 Jimmy Fallon Quotes that Will Instantly Brighten Your Mood

Jimmy Fallon is an American comedian, talk show host, and writer. Here are 23 Jimmy Fallon quotes that will instantly brighten your mood.

Jimmy Fallon is an illustrious American comedian, talk show host, and writer. He is best known for his spirited presence on the Saturday Night Live and as the current host of The Tonight Show.

Ever since he was a young boy, Jimmy was set to become an entertainer so he never missed a chance to take part in school plays or stand-up comedy competitions. His hard work and commitment have finally paid off when he got an audition for SNL.

After being commissioned as a cast member of the show, Fallon’s career took off. He did countless hilarious impressions, portrayed celebrities and created memorable characters such as Jarret the stoner and Nick Burns, a patronizing computer expert.

In 2004, Fallon left SNL to make it big in the movie industry, but he eventually returned to television and replaced Conan O’Brien on Late Night with Conan O’Brien.

Whether he’s on or off-stage, Jimmy’s enthusiasm and energy are infectious. Honored with a number of Emmy awards, it’s safe to say that Fallon is one of the best TV hosts out there.

Here are 23 Jimmy Fallon quotes that will instantly brighten your mood:

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‘Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.

There's always going to be someone out there who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.’

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff’s going to be dragged up and, you know, I’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?’

Life is like a clam. When it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff.

Thank you, fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

Thank you, motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Thank you, people who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.’

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens, will happen.

Thank you, adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, ‘Hi, I’m over 80 years old.’

I sing in the car if I’m in LA, because you’re like soundproofed.

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. 

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.

I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep.

Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world’s lamest Ghostbuster. I ain’t afraid of no leaves!

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