45 Mean Girls Quotes and Funny Lines That Are Still So Fetch
Mean Girls is considered one of the best comedies about teenage girls. Here are the best and funniest Mean Girls quotes.
Even after 17 years, there’s nothing more fetch than watching and quoting Mean Girls. The 2004 teen comedy starring Lindsay Lohan, is still considered one of the best films ever made about high school girls. The movie also catapulted the careers of Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried to superstar levels.
The hilarious screenplay was penned by Tina Fey and it reveals real-life themes like bullying, staying true to your friends and accepting people the way they are. While it may give some the wrong idea, at its core, Mean Girls gives a humorous outlook on bullying, while still teaching us valuable life lessons.
In one of her interviews, Tina Fey admitted that watching teenagers behave in such ways can be hilarious, but at a closer look you realize it’s actually toxic behavior.
There’s nothing wrong with teenage girls wishing for popularity, but it’s important to keep in mind that being popular is not a synonym with being mean to others around you.
Here are 45 Mean Girls quotes that will never get old:
The best Mean Girls quotes
If you really love this movie, get decked out in pink from head to toe to celebrate National Mean Girls Day (on October 3rd). Until then you can celebrate by having a besties’ night in to read the best Mean Girls quotes we’ve prepared for you and to (re)watch the movie. Enjoy!
There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.JANIS IAN
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.CRYING GIRL
Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.GRETCHEN WIENERS
But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?REGINA GEORGE
That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.DAMIAN LEIGH
I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!MRS. GEORGE
Get in loser, we’re going shopping.REGINA GEORGE
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.MS. NORBURY
The limit does not exist.CADY HERON
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?GRETCHEN WIENERS
I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.GRETCHEN WIENERS
Gretchen, stop trying to make *fetch* happen. It’s not going to happen!REGINA GEORGE
In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.CADY HERON
Regina George: So, you’ve actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady Heron: I didn’t say anything.
Cady Heron: Who are The Plastics
Damian: They’re teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would be always on the cover.
I mean, no offence, but why would she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much.GRETCHEN WIENERS
I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.CADY HERON
If only you knew how mean she really is… You know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. It was so sad.GRETCHEN WIENERS
She’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.JANIS IAN
Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.GRETCHEN WIENERS
You let it out, honey… put it in the book.GRETCHEN WIENERS
Karen Mean Girls quotes
Before Mamma Mia! and other successful productions, Amanda Seyfried found fame as Karen Smith in Mean Girls. The flirty, easy-going girl might not be the “most smartest”, but she has a superpower — she can predict the weather with her breasts. Karen is also very skilled — she can fit her whole fist in her mouth… Without further ado, here are the top Karen Mean Girls quotes
It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.KAREN SMITH
On Wednesdays we wear pink.KAREN SMITH
You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?KAREN SMITH
I can’t go out tonight. *fake coughs* I’m sick.KAREN SMITH
If you’re from Africa, why are you white?KAREN SMITH
Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.KAREN SMITH
So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.KAREN SMITH
I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?KAREN SMITH
I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.KAREN SMITH
There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.KAREN SMITH
Funny Mean Girls quotes
If it’s a comedy, it has to have some funny lines in it. Few stars are as flat-out hilarious as Tina Fey so her movie has definitely met everyone’s expectations. We’ve laughed so hard while reading through these lines so here are the top funny Mean Girls quotes for when you’re feeling salty.
I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.GRETCHEN WIENERS
It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!CADY HERON
Is butter a carb?REGINA GEORGE
Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!AMBER D’ALESSIO
Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.REGINA GEORGE
That is so fetch!GRETCHEN WIENERS
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.BETHANY BYRD
Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.CADY HERON
Student: Nice wig Janis, what’s it made out of?
Janis Ian: Your mom’s chest hair!
Damian Leigh: My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your Nana and I have that in common.
Your face smells like peppermint!AARON SAMUELS
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just…don’t do it. Promise?COACH CARR
Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks.GRETCHEN WIENERS
Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.REGINA GEORGE