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Top good night quotes that you can share with your friends and loved ones. “Goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight noises everywhere.”

Before you hit the pillow, check out the following good night quotes that we’ve gathered for you. Pick your favorite one and send it to your significant other to let them know that they are always on your mind or just post it on your social media. However, make sure to put your phone away afterwards – the blue light your devices emit will only keep you awake.

Most of us go to bed with our heads full of worries. We think about the day that has just ended, worry about the next one and soon we find ourselves trapped inside our minds. We remember all the things we’ve done and now regret, and begin to toss and turn in our beds. Instead of drifting away to dreamland, we lose precious time.

While you’re preparing for bed, try to think about something positive. Maybe read a few pages from a book – it will help you forget about your problems and you’ll also fall asleep faster.  

Here are 200 good night quotes that you can share with your friends and loved ones:

We’ve gathered a list of beautiful good night quotes that you can send to others or simply go through them to end your day on a more positive note. Most of these quotes belong to famous authors so maybe you’ll find one written by your favorite one. Enjoy them with a smile on your face and an open heart before drifting off to sleep! And make sure to pass along good vibes when you wake up tomorrow.

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Good night, slept tight, awake full of joy at the morning light.

THEODORE HIGGINGSWORTH

Good night—may you fall asleep in the arms of a dream, so beautiful, you’ll cry when you awake.

MICHAEL FAUDET

Good night now, and rest. Today was a test, You passed it, you’re past it. Now breathe till unstressed.

LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA

To all, to each, a fair good-night, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.

SIR WALTER SCOTT

Day is over, night has come. Today is gone, what’s done is done. Embrace your dreams, through the night. Tomorrow comes with a whole new light.

GEORGE ORWELL (more George Orwell quotes)

This is the end of the day, but soon there will be a new day.

BERNARD WILLIAMS

Every night, under the same sky and stars, probably since the emergence of humankind, people around the world have been wishing one another a good night.

EFRAT SHOHAM

We love the night and its quiet; and there is no night that we love so well as that on which the moon is coffined in clouds.

FITZ-JAMES O’BRIEN

Good-night dear friend! I say good-night to thee. Across the moonbeams, tremulous and white, bridging all space between us!

HESTER A. BENEDICT

It’s time to stretch from small to tall to see the moon so bright. It lights our way and seems to say, ‘God bless you and good night.’

HANNAH C. HALL

Both teams played hard. God bless and goodnight.

RASHEED WALLACE

Goodnight. Let the stars light the way to where your dreams can be found awaiting your arrival.

ANTHONY T. HINCKS

Life is full of new beginnings, and a new day tomorrow brings, sleep well.

CATHERINE PULSIFER

May the good memories of today lull you to sleep.

KATE SUMMERS

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

Go to sleep in peace. God is awake.

VICTOR HUGO (more Victor Hugo quotes)

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.

HOMER

Good night, and good luck.

EDWARD R. MURROW

I wish for you a good night, a good sleep, and when you awake with energy and passion you will abound.

KATE SUMMERS

Goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight noises everywhere.

MARGARET WISE BROWN

Night is always darker before the dawn and life is the same, the hard times will pass, everything will get better and sun will shine brighter than ever.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY (more Ernest Hemingway quotes)

Rest your head on my shoulder and close your eyes. It’s time to bid the world goodnight. Wake up in dream land and smile so bright it makes the moon look not so bright.

UNKNOWN

I just want to say, good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

HARRY DEAN STANTON

The sky grew darker, painted blue on blue, one stroke at a time, into deeper and deeper shades of night.

HARUKI MURAKAMI

As the night gets dark, let your worries fade. Sleep peacefully knowing you’ve done all you can do for today.

ROALD DAHL

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, What more is there to say than goodnight? We’ve had a lot of fun and it’s time to toodle-oo. Au revoir, auf wiendersehn and Inka, dinks doo. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.

JIMMY DURANTE

Goodnight! And sweetest dreams be thine through all their shining way, till darkness goes, and bird and rose with rapture greet the day.

PROCTOR

I will lie down and sleep in peace, for you alone, o Lord, make me dwell in safety.

PSALM 4:8 NIV

Tonight’s gonna be a good, good, night.

THE BLACK EYED PEAS

My idea of a good night has always been having a lovely meal and a proper conversation.

KIRSTY GALLACHER

Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night.

A. J. MCLEAN

Sometimes I’m so tired, I look down at what I’m wearing, and if it’s comfortable enough to sleep in, I don’t even make it into my pajamas. I’m looking down, and I’m like, ‘t-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that’s fine. It’s pajama-y, good night’. 

REBECCA ROMIJN

A good night in is a series of documentaries.

ELIZABETH DEBICKI

Don’t fight with the pillow, but lay down your head and kick every worriment out of the bed.

EDWARD VANCE COOKE

Star light, star bright, let’s count the sheep tonight. 1-2-3 there goes 3. 4-5-6 there goes 4. 7-8-9 close your eyes. 10-11-12 sweet dreams and goodnight.

UNKNOWN

Lay your head down and go to sleep. Think good thoughts and begin to dream.

UNKNOWN

Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder where you are? Up above the sky so high, where you are I wish you were mine. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Can I keep you near or far? Goodnight my little shining star.

JANE TAYLOR

Fluffy pillows and cozy covers, beautiful dreams and the warmest snuggles. May your dreams be full of wonderful thoughts and lovely things.

UNKNOWN

Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight, closet. Goodnight, clothes. Goodnight, TV. Goodnight, kitchen. Goodnight, book on my nightstand. Goodnight, everyone and everything everywhere.

UNKNOWN

I shall close all my shutters, pull the curtains tight,/ And build me stately palaces by candlelight. 

CHARLES BAUDELAIRE

Make sure to be thankful before bed. What you think about now will determine the state of your dreams.

UNKNOWN

Touch your heart and shut your eyes, dream sweet dreams and sleep tight.

UNKNOWN

Day is over, night has come. Today is gone, what’s done is done. Embrace your dreams, through the night. Tomorrow comes with a whole new light.

UNKNOWN

Maybe night falls because it’s heavy, a thick curtain pulled up over the eyes. Wool blanket.

MARGARET ATWOOD

The sky is already purple; the first few stars have appeared, suddenly, as if someone had thrown a handful of silver across the edge of the world. 

ALICE HOFFMAN

Even the melancholy of a dark and lonely night transforms into a sweet harmony when I think about the memories of our friendship. Good night.

UNKNOWN

A good night sleep and beautiful dream are the best things to charm your tomorrow.

UNKNOWN

Let your mind weave into your subconscious. Your dreams will be filled with the beautiful castles your mind creates.

UNKNOWN

Rest your head, sleepy-head. It’s time for me to tuck you into your bed. Sweet dreams, my child. May the stars and moon shine down into your dreams and make them as beautiful and as sweet as you.

UNKNOWN

God’s guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest… Doesn’t show everything at once… But gives enough light for the next step to be safe. Goodnight!

UNKNOWN

Positive thoughts breed a positive life, so close your eyes hoping for a brighter future. Have a blessed good night sleep and sweet dreams!

UNKNOWN

Goodnight, goodnight. The time has come to close your eyes. Everything needs rest to be their best. Tomorrow will be here in the blink of an eye and a shake of a dog’s tail.

UNKNOWN

Think of all the good moments of this day and keep a smile for tomorrow! Good night!

UNKNOWN

The moon embalms me with her love and she kisses me good night. The nightingale sings her song of love when I take rest in the arms of darkness in the night!

AVIJEET DAS

Employ patience in everything you do and you shall always be crowned with success. Good night!

UNKNOWN

If someone wishes you goodnight every day, you’re happier than so many people.

UNKNOWN

Don’t be unnerved because of the bad day you had, but have faith that tomorrow will present you with every opportunity you lost today. Have a good night!

UNKNOWN

Slow down your thoughts. Focus on your breaths. Get rid of the clutter in your mind. Prepare your mind and body for rest. It is time to go to sleep and wake up refreshed and rejuvenated in the morning.

UNKNOWN

We love the night and its quiet; and there is no night that we love so well as that on which the moon is coffined in clouds. 

FITZ-JAMES O’BRIEN

May you dream of lovely things and to find them real.

UNKNOWN

Let go of every trouble that bothers your heart and mind tonight, and you shall wake up feeling refreshed tomorrow. Good night.

UNKNOWN

Good night love quotes for her

Many do not know the importance of a good night message and how powerful it could be in strengthening any relationship. If you can’t think of anything romantic to send to your girlfriend, wife or fiancée, we are here to help you.

Here’s our list of good night love quotes for her to reassure you lady that she’s all you’re thinking about:

I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.

ROY ORBISON

May I kiss you then? On this miserable paper? I might as well open the window and kiss the night air. 

FRANZ KAFKA

I wish for you a good night of sleep, sweet dreams, and a smiling morning.

DEBASISH MRIDHA

I wish I could be the moon. I would give anything to watch you sleep. Your beauty is unparalleled and makes the North Star seem dim. May your dreams be wonderful and your rest be plentiful.

UNKNOWN

And I start sleeping and dreaming and I think I’ll dream about you, all through the night.

JOHN MAYER

Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!

UNKNOWN

The sun has gone down, the moon and stars are out. It’s time to have all your troubles, worries, and cares melt away. Lay your head down and drift off to sleep.

UNKNOWN

I wish you the sweetest dreams, my Princess! Rest your head on your pillow and close your eyes. I will be right beside you. Let’s meet together in our dreams! Where shall we go?

UNKNOWN

he sun is upset now, but the moon dances in joy. Although the sun is depressed at seeing you go, the moon gets to enjoy the whole night with you.

UNKNOWN

They say that God sprinkles his blessings upon the earth every day and I think I have caught one—it’s you! Wishing you a good night and I love you.

UNKNOWN

The stars and moon arrive just to wish you a good night. Let the light of the moon guide your dreams as you pass the night away.

UNKNOWN

All I wish a sheet of clouds for your bed and bright crystals for the stars. While you sleep, may the angels play sweet songs that bring you bright dreams.

UNKNOWN

The day is busy enough to keep me occupied. In the quiet of the night, I begin to really miss you.

UNKNOWN

Star light, star bright, you are the 1st and last I think of tonight. Goodnight, my true love.

UNKNOWN

I promise to be the warrior who fights all your nightmares and the messenger who brings all your sweet dreams. Good night.

UNKNOWN

Tonight, I would walk a thousand miles just to be with you. Missing you, my love.

UNKNOWN

Although I love the stars that dot the night sky, I love the stars in your eyes even more. While I sleep, I will think about my favorite stars and wait to be with you again.

UNKNOWN

Let the sheep jump over the moon as you count them until your eyes close shut, knowing tomorrow is filled with adventure.

UNKNOWN

Take a look out your window now. Although we may be apart at the moment, we can both gaze up at the same moon.

UNKNOWN

Please walk to the front of your mirror and tell that person you see in there that it’s time to go to bed. Good night, dear!

UNKNOWN

Sleep, my Bella, dream happy dreams, you are the only one who has ever touched my heart, it will forever be yours.

EDWARD CULLEN

Good night my dearest love and have pleasant dreams. Here’s to the hope that tomorrow will be as sunny and bright as you are.

UNKNOWN

Pass the night with smiles and you shall wake up fully replenished for all your day’s activities. Sweet dreams, dear!

UNKNOWN

Here is to hoping that angels will guard you while you dream and the gentle breezes of the night will keep you cool. If it is too cold, may your blankets be warm as you drift on to a gentle rest.

UNKNOWN

As the moonlight dims and the world goes quiet, give yourself some rest. Here’s to hoping that your sleep is as sweet as you are.

UNKNOWN

The sun has gone to bed and the moon is overhead. I believe it’s time for bed! Let’s go upstairs and rest our heads on our fluffy pillows and meet somewhere fun in our dreams. A deserted island? The zoo? Goodnight, my love, see you soon!

UNKNOWN

I promise you that tomorrow will bring to you nothing but great fortunes. Good night, love!

UNKNOWN

I have ordered every star in the sky this night to make sure you have the soundest sleep ever. Good night!

UNKNOWN

Night is to see the dreams and day is to make them true. So its good to sleep now and see the dreams. Good night, sweet dreams!

UNKNOWN

Your bed is ready to give you a hug, you should be ready to have a rest, and say goodbye to all the stress. Good night!

UNKNOWN

It is my wish that you will have a sleep free of nightmares but full of sweet things that will put smiles on your face throughout the coming day. Have a good sleep tonight!

UNKNOWN

May the radiance of the moon in your room turn into a loving grace that will be with you throughout your night. Good night!

UNKNOWN

Thousands of stars have illuminated the night sky, just like your presence in my life. Good Night.

UNKNOWN

May the stars bring you closer to my love, and may the moon show you how much you mean to me.

UNKNOWN

Forget about your troubles and let the sweetness of this lovely night lull you to a blissful sleep. Tomorrow is a new beginning. Good night.

UNKNOWN

I wish I had been there to hold you tight, instead of merely saying Good Night!

UNKNOWN

Good night love quotes for him

Sending a good night message to your partner is one of the best ways to end a day. With this simple gesture you can make your partner go to sleep with a smile on their face. So make sure to let them know you’re thinking about them every single night.

Here’s a list of good night love quotes for him that you can choose from:

The day is over, it’s time for rest. Sleep well my dear you gave it your best. Tomorrow comes, oh so soon, close your eyes and awake before noon.

CATHERINE PULSIFER

The time between good night to good morning, all poetries are mentioned by her with his love and their good memories.

VAISHAL SHETH

It is my wish that you enjoy your sleep as much as the fish enjoys being in water. Have a good night!

VAISHAL SHETH

Sleep like today is world sleep day but make sure you don’t slip out of the world in the process. Have a sound sleep!

UNKNOWN

Know that I’m here and I will always be with you. Hand in hand and soul to soul. Close your eyes and drift off to sleep with a great, big smile. I am here, my love.

UNKNOWN

Goodnight, sweet prince. May your dreams be nothing short of spectacular. You are my one true love and life’s wish. Love to you, my soul mate. Heart to heart we sleep.

UNKNOWN

What a good day we’ve had. A beautiful day it was. Let’s end this wonderful day with wonderful dreams of you and me. Goodnight, my love.

UNKNOWN

The night breeze is blowing through my hair and the soft touch reminds me of your kisses. I wish I didn’t have to miss you this much. 

UNKNOWN

Love is one of the simplest feelings. All I dream about is capturing your heart each night. You already have my heart.

UNKNOWN

Each hour is crawling by like years. I cannot wait to be in your arms yet again.

UNKNOWN

Sending the warmest thoughts and prayers to you as you rest your head on your pillow and fall fast asleep. May tomorrow bring you wonderful things and have all your dreams come true.

UNKNOWN

Goodnight to you. May you have only a few stray sheep to count. May the sandman come quickly and close those beautiful eyes of yours. Tomorrow is another day with lots of exciting, fun things planned so hurry and get to sleep!

UNKNOWN

No matter how far away you are, you will always be in my thoughts. Each day that we are together is the best day of my life.

UNKNOWNV

All I wish is that the nights when we are together would never end. When we are apart, I cannot bear it. Good night, my love.

UNKNOWN

Each day I wish that my dreams will come true. Then I remember that I am now with you.

UNKNOWN

Sleep without any fear because I have prayed for thousands of angels to come to your guard tonight. Have a wonderful and delightful sleep!

UNKNOWN

A really good night is when neighbors are calm and their dog is not barking all night long. I wish that nothing could interrupt your precious sleep, until the morning sun shows up. Good night!

UNKNOWN

You are the last thing I think about before I sleep.

UNKNOWN

While you dream, I wish that each hope and goal comes true. I just want you to receive everything that you have wished for.

UNKNOWN

There may be a billion yesterdays and a trillion tomorrows, but there is only ever one today. I would never let one day pass without letting you know that I am thinking of you.

UNKNOWN

Thinking about you is the tipping point where my nightmares end and sweet dreams begin.

UNKNOWN

May the angels from heaven bring the sweetest of all dreams for you. May you have long and blissful sleep full of happy dreams. 

UNKNOWN

All I do each day is wait to be with you again. My entire day revolves around the hope that I can spend my evenings in your arms again.

UNKNOWN

Take a breath and gaze up at the stars. See the two brightest stars? Those are my eyes twinkling back at you.

UNKNOWN

All I wish that I could be there to say goodnight instead of sending you this message.

UNKNOWN

Dreams are what makes our days so lovely. Beautiful, wonderful, magical dreams are exciting and fun. Let’s go to sleep and quickly dream of wondrous places.

UNKNOWN

Your wildest dreams will be coming true tonight as you sleep. I’ve send the moon and stars a message to grant your every wish. They’ll be shining down upon you as you drift off to sleep.

UNKNOWN

Go to sleep with optimism to make tomorrow a better day. Have a beautiful sleep!

UNKNOWN

Trials will never stop coming your way, but you can be sure of winning over them if you fix your mind on nothing else but your goals. Sleep well!

UNKNOWN

Here is to wishing that your mind will rest in sweet serenity while the nighttime passes by.

UNKNOWN

There is so much power in you to allow simple troubles to win over you. See yourself as a conqueror and you shall ride over every obstacle in your way to success. Have a beautiful sleep!

UNKNOWN

Inspirational good night quotes

For some people that are more creative, the night is a time when inspiration flows, but most wait for the night to fall so they can get a good rest. You can end your day with these inspirational good night quotes that are filled with wise words. Read through them and learn how to love nighttime and how to put your worries away before going to sleep.

I’m waiting for the night to fall/ When everything is bearable/ And there in the still, all that you feel/ Is tranquility.

DEPECHE MODE

Goodnight. Sleep awaits those of us who dare to dream.

ANTHONY T. HINCKS

Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light.

DYLAN THOMAS

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.

E. JOSEPH COSSMAN

I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars. 

STEPHENIE MEYER

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

GALILEO GALILEI

Being involved in a good night prayer can change lives as well.

DR. OLUSOLA COKER

Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer.

MAYA ANGELOU (more Maya Angelou quotes)

Some nights are made for torture, or reflection, or the savoring of loneliness.

POPPY Z. BRITE

I love the silent hour of night, for blissful dreams may then arise, Revealing to my charmed sight – What may not bless my waking eyes.

ANNE BRONTË

Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.

MAHATMA GANDHI

The night is longer than a day for those who dream, and day is longer than night for those who make their dreams comes true.

JACK KEROUAC

Early to bed, early to rise; makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN (more Benjamin Franklin quotes)

Before you fall asleep every day, say something positive to yourself.

ENID BAGNOLD

Fear can keep us up all night long but faith makes one fine pillow.

PHILIP GULLEY

The sea will grant each man new hope, and sleep will bring dreams of home.

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

As I have discovered, what you feed your mind in the day will affect your quality of sleep at night.

YVONNE HAUGHTON

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

EDGAR ALLEN POE

Life always offers you a second chance. is called tomorrow.

DYLAN THOMAS

Night is purer than day; it is better for thinking, loving, and dreaming. At night everything is more intense, more true.

ELIE WIESEL

Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.

TYLER KENT

The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen.

SHANNON L. ALDER

Night is the wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to smile, to get ready for all the battles that you have to fight tomorrow.

ALLEN GINSBERG

The only time when you cannot achieve your dreams is when you are placed in the belly of the earth. As far as you have life, nothing is impossible to achieve. Sleep tight!

UNKNOWN

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. 

MAHATMA GANDHI

The night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

VINCENT VAN GOGH

Nighttime is womb-time. Our souls come out to play. The darkness absolves everything; the struggle for identity and impression falls away. We rest in the night. 

JOHN O’DONOHUE

Night is a time of rigor, but also of mercy. There are truths which one can see only when it’s dark. 

ISAAC BASHEVIS SINGER

Sleep is the golden chain that binds health and our bodies together.

THOMAS DEKKER

We are such stuff as dreams are made on; and our little life is rounded with a sleep.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Nighttime can seem longer than the day when you dream big dreams. Daytime lasts longer for people who make their dreams come true.

UNKNOWN

Dreams are the powerhouse of inspiration. Go on to dreamland, knowing that you are embarking on a new adventure each time.

UNKNOWN

Remember this: An ending is always the start of something new. Good night!

UNKNOWN

Life is full of new beginnings, and a new day tomorrow brings, sleep well.

CATHERINE PULSIFER

The longest way must have its close – the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.

HARRIET BEECHER STOWE

We need good quality, restful sleep to feel our best and maintain health; to renew and restore physically as well as psychologically.

HOWARD VANES

The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.

JONATHAN LOCKWOOD HUIE

Each morning sees some task begun, each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done, has earned a night’s repose.

HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

Night is a world lit by itself.

ANTONIO PORCHIA

You can’t change everything in one night, but one night can change everything.

JOHN UPDIKE

When I go to bed and cannot sleep, I don’t waste time by counting sheep; I count all my blessings, one by one.

ELDRED HERBERT

Funny good night quotes

Whether you’re an early sleeper or a night owl, sending and receiving funny good night quotes could be just what you need for a restful sleep. Having a good laugh with a friend or your significant other before bedtime will allow you to sleep without worry.

Here’s our collection of funny good night quotes that will put a smile on your face:

Simply needed to wish you an excellent night, old buddy. Incidentally, did you check well under your bed? Was everything fine there? 

UNKNOWN

O bed! O bed! Delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.

THOMAS HOOD

The only way you can be sure of a sweet dream is dreaming about me. Sleep tight!

UNKNOWN

Being your friend is my gift, Missing you is my bad luck, Disturbing you with SMS is my way of thinking you, But keeping our friendship is my aim!

UNKNOWN

This night, I hope you will stop using your mobile and go to sleep after reading my message. Now keep the phone away and sleep well, dear. Good night.

UNKNOWN

There is something that is big, warm and fuzzy. Before you get too many ideas, you should know that it is a good night hug sent from me to you!

UNKNOWN

I think the best way to get a good night sleep is to work hard throughout the day. If you work hard and, of course, work out.

WILLIAM H. MCRAVEN

Goodbye, nectar. Try not to let the bloodsuckers nibble. No, genuinely, I am dead serious. I think I saw one close to your bed yesterday. 

UNKNOWN

I need to state goodnight to you and take my vacation day however my brain simply needs to disclose to you how stunning my day was. 

UNKNOWN

I don’t realize I should inform you regarding this or not yet I saw somebody extremely weird behind your home today evening. Try not to stress. Rest tight. We will discuss this tomorrow. 

UNKNOWN

I can’t rest. I recently understood that you should dream about me. In this way, simply quit dreaming and rest and let me rest too. 

UNKNOWN

Alright, I bothered you enough for today, have a good night. One more thing though…

UNKNOWN

My body screams sleep but my stomach screams midnight snack.

UNKNOWN

Going to bed now to see my dream lover in my dreams. Yes, he’s fictional but who cares.

UNKNOWN

Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

UNKNOWN

I don’t get why you said good night two hours ago but you’re still active on chat.

UNKNOWN

In today’s news, well, we have today…Good night!

UNKNOWN

It’s been a long day. Let’s pack in as much sleep as we can, shall we? Good night!

UNKNOWN

Good night. Now let me spend the next two hours tossing and turning in bed.

UNKNOWN

Officially OUT OF ORDER for the next 8 hours. Good night.

UNKNOWN

Shhh, can you hear that? Yep, it’s my beautiful soft warm bed calling my name. I really must and see what it wants. Good night!

UNKNOWN

I texted her good night and sweet dreams but she replied ‘Who’s this?’

UNKNOWN

When you wake up around 2-3 am without any reason there’s a 90% chance that someone is staring you.

UNKNOWN

Who cares if you messed up today? Maybe you won’t mess up tomorrow. Just get some sleep. Good night!

UNKNOWN

Don’t you dare say good night and sleep tight. The baby’s still up so there’s no sleep happening.

UNKNOWN

Let me just close my eyes real qui-…

UNKNOWN

Son: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Dad: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Son: WHAT?! Dad: Goodnight son.

UNKNOWN

When you were hoping for a goodnight text but it was just AT&T telling you that you used all you data again.

UNKNOWN

When you say ‘Goodnight beautiful’ and she says ‘Night buddy.’

UNKNOWN