50 Most Memorable Twilight Quotes
Twilight is the supernatural romance that gripped the hearts of fans everywhere, with its characters, themes and dialogue.
Based on Stephenie Meyer‘s supernatural-romance novel, the 2008 film Twilight was a box-office that launched a movie franchise. Starring Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan as Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen, it earned more than $400 million worldwide, and captured the hearts of fans with its story of vampires, werewolves and forbidden love. It also delivered its fair share of memorable, if sometimes silly, Twilight quotes.
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The story is simple, really. Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington, where she meets Edward, a classmate who also happens to be a vampire. He falls immediately in love with her because of the smell of her blood. Edward finds it nearly impossible to stay away from Bella. But after much pursuit, and a bit of the cold shoulder, Edward eventually wins over Bella. The two begin dating, which results in a lot of near-death experiences for Bella as she becomes more involved and invested in Edward’s life. There is even a love triangle involving Jacob, a werewolf played by Taylor Lautner.
Twilight has a lot of beautiful people in the cast, including Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed and Jackson Rathbone. The success of the film led to the production of sequels New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn and Breaking Dawn Part 2.
Fans to this day can’t help but appreciate the genius — or, sometimes, “genius” — scripts and dialogue, so we thought we’d gather up 50 of the best quotes from the franchise.
Funny Twilight Quotes
Dude, you really don’t want to start comparing stinks.JACOB BLACK
I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.BELLA SWAN
Get a whiff of that, here comes the human!ROSALIE HALE
So you’re worried, not because you’ll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won’t approve you?EDWARD CULLEN
You know your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.BELLA SWAN
I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat.EDWARD CULLEN
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I don’t really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don’t really…BELLA SWAN
What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?EDWARD CULLEN
“Doesn’t He Own a Shirt?”
The little dark-haired girl’s Alice. She’s really weird, and she’s with Jasper, the blond who looks like he’s in pain.JESSICA STANLEY
That’s Edward Cullen. He’s totally gorgeous, obviously, but apparently nobody here’s good enough for him. Like I care, you know?JESSICA STANLEY
Yeah, um… I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it.EDWARD CULLEN
Stop trying to take your clothes off. It might be too late for my soul, but I will protect yours.EDWARD CULLEN
I’m really kind of the more suffer-in-silence type.BELLA SWAN
Aren’t people from Arizona supposed to be like, really tan?JESSICA STANLEY
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It’s like first grade all over again. You’re the shiny new toy.JESSICA STANLEY
Look, I’m sorry I’m being rude all the time. I just think it’s the best way.EDWARD CULLEN
Purple’s cool.BELLA SWAN
Hi, I’m Jacob. We used to make mud pies when we were little.JACOB BLACK
Hey, did you get contacts?BELLA SWAN
Bella, we shouldn’t be friends.EDWARD CULLEN
I leave you alone for five minutes and the wolves descend.EDWARD CULLEN
Bella, you gotta go to Jacksonville. So I can’t hurt you anymore.EDWARD CULLEN
Cringy Twilight Quotes
Don’t worry about the bears, Bella. My kung fu is strong.HARRY CLEARWATER
If I could dream at all, it would be about you.EDWARD CULLEN
You wouldn’t have to change for me, Bella. I’m in love with you, and I want you to pick me instead of him.JACOB BLACK
No measure of time with you will be long enough. But, we’ll start with forever.EDWARD CULLEN
You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yoursEDWARD CULLEN
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You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you.EDWARD CULLEN
He called you pretty… That’s practically an insult, the way you look right now… You’re much more than beautiful.EDWARD CULLEN
Look after my heart — I’ve left it with you.EDWARD CULLEN
Imprinting on someone is like… Like when you see her… Everything changes. All of a sudden, it’s not gravity holding you to the planet. It’s her… Nothing else matters. You would do anything… be anything for her.JACOB BLACK
I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.BELLA SWAN
“You’re Like My Own Personal Brand of Heroin.”
We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroin.EDWARD CULLEN
I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore.EDWARD CULLEN
You better hold on tight, spider monkey.EDWARD CULLEN
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Do I dazzle you?EDWARD CULLEN
About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him – and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be – that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.BELLA SWAN
Bella Swan: Why did you hate me so much when we met?
Edward Cullen: I did, only because of wanting you so badly. I still don’t know if I can control myself.
“I’d Rather Die Than to Stay Away from You.”
Edward Cullen: So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.
I’m not afraid of you. I’m only afraid of losing you.BELLA SWAN
Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella. I’m a killer.EDWARD CULLEN
I like watching you sleep. It’s, uh, kinda fascinating to me.EDWARD CULLEN
What if I’m not the hero? What if I’m the bad guy.EDWARD CULLEN
“Please Don’t Make Me Choose. Because It Will Be Him, Every Time.”
Death is peaceful – easy. Life is harder.BELLA SWAN
OK, well, let’s say for argument’s sake that I’m not smart. Would you tell me the truth?BELLA SWAN
With all the golden lines that Twilight has brought its fans, we’re lucky that the series has provided us with a lifetime of laughs and cherished memories.