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100 Funny Food Quotes For The Perfect, Witty Instagram Caption
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100 Funny Food Quotes For The Perfect, Witty Instagram Caption

Food is simply the best thing to spend the best times with your loved ones. Here are 100 Funny Food Quotes For The Perfect, Witty Instagram Caption.

Food is simply the best thing to spend the best times with your loved ones. From love to laughs, food is a constant element in life. The next best thing after enjoying food is Instagramming aesthetics. What’s better than just uploading aesthetic pictures of mouth-watering foods with perfect captions? Funny food quotes for Instagram are the best option for catchy captions.

Be it funny quotes about food lovers orfunny quotes about food and friends, we have compiled the most funny food quotesfor you that will suit your palate well. Scroll the list to pick the one to relate with the food picture!


Funny Mexican Food Quotes

Bold flavours, vibrant colours and wittiness is the perfect blend to define Mexican food. It brings a variety of spices that one can’t afford to miss. Without any surprise, most of the Mexican delicacies have flowers as the main ingredient. From coral tree flowers to yucca to Flores de Calabasas, Mexican recipes have them all as the main ingredients. Here are some of the funny Mexican food quotes to add spice to your Mexican food pictures.

Mexican food is one of the best culinary experiences that people can have.

KARLA SOUZA

Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I'll be eating it.

EVA LONGORIA

It's okay to treat yourself once in awhile. I'm not going to stop eating Mexican food!

JENNIFER ANISTON

I've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit.

SEAN CONNERY

I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'

CRAIG FERGUSON

Don’t judge your taco by its price.

HUNTER S. THOMPSON

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

JIMMY FALLON

You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.

MICHAEL CRICHTON

The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You’re Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to… Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can’t imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.

JON STEWART

Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.

HEATHER BREWER

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

TOM ROBBINS

Funny Chinese Food Quotes

Authentic Chinese food is all about balance. It brings balance in taste with 5 essential flavours - sweet, salty, bitter, spicy, and sour. Here are some funny Chinese food quotesto give balance to the authentic Chinese food pictures. 

As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.

MICHAEL CHANG

I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food.

LOUIS SACHAR

Chinese food tries to engage the mind, not just the palate. To provoke the intellect.

NICOLE MONES

The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.

ALEXANDER THEROUX

Not like Chinese food, where you eat it and then you feel hungry an hour later.

RAY LIOTTA

My brother is working to change the perception of Chinese food in America.

LULU WANG

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

TINA FEY

Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant!

ELENA KAGAN

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

BRYAN Q. MILLER

People always think of Chinese food as the go-to ethnic food when everything else is closed during the holidays, but Indian is a nice alternative. Plus - Indians? Thanksgiving? Kinda makes sense.

ERIN GIBSON

I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.

CLEMENT ATTLEE

Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

RIHANNA

Funny Food Quotes For Instagram

For some people, food is all about flavours, taste and colours while for others, it's more about Instagramming for the aesthetic. Have you ever felt clueless about what caption you should choose for your food picture? So, if you are in a similar situation, we've got you covered. Add a touch of wittiness with these funny food quotes for Instagram that'll go perfectly with your pictures.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

FRAN LEBOWITZ

Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

BARBARA STREISAND

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

JULIA CHILD (more Julia Child quotes)

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

JONATHAN SWIFT

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

ORSON WELLES

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

MARK TWAIN

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

DEAN KOONTZ

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.

ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

HARRY S. TRUMAN

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

CHARLES M. SCHULZ

Funny Quotes About Food Lovers

There’s a saying that some eat food to live while some live to eat food. For food lovers, food is not something they can take casually. They are its biggest devotees. Here are some funny quotes about food loversto express your love with the right words!

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe.

THOMAS KELLER

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

BUDDY HACKETT

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

JIM GAFFIGAN

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

JIM DAVIS

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.

JULIA CHILD

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

RONALD REAGAN

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.

M. F. K. FISHER

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

GILBERT K. CHESTERTON

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

AUDREY HEPBURN

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

MARK TWAIN (more Mark Twain quotes)

Funny Quotes About Food And Friends

One of the best ways to spend time with friends is to eat tasty food. And how true is the saying that good friends buy you food but best friends steal yours! Food and friends are certainly a perfect combination to spend your weekend. Eating food with friends is all about laughter, love and joy. Knowing that here is one withfunny quotes about food and friends.

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.

MICHAEL BROADBENT

First we eat, then we do everything else.

M. F. K. FISHER

My weaknesses have always been food and men — in that order.

DOLLY PARTON (more Dolly Parton quotes)

Good food is very often, even most often, simple food.

ANTHONY BOURDAIN (more Anthony Bourdain quotes)

The people who give you their food give you their heart.

CESAR CHAVEZ

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

EPICURUS

Cooking is really calming. Sharing food with friends, cooking.

EMILY SALIERS

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

WILL ROGERS

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

CONFUCIUS

People who love to eat are always the best people.

JULIA CHILD

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.

OSCAR WILDE

Funny Christmas Food Quotes

Christmas food often has some funny story waiting to unfold. Following traditions and culture, Christmas dinner is the perfect way to spend time with family. So, here we bring some of the funny Christmas food quotes to help you express the holiday cheer.

You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.

DAVID LETTERMAN

There is nothing that makes me happier than sitting around the dinner table and talking until the candles are burned down.

MADELEINE L'ENGLE

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.

RUTH REICHL

A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.

ALICE GLYNN

In my experience, clever food is not appreciated at Christmas. It makes the little ones cry and the old ones nervous.

JANE GRIGSON

The best meals are those prepared by loving hands.

KEN POIROIT

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.

PAUL PRUDHOMME

The cold within him froze his old features....He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the dog-days, and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.

CHARLES DICKENS (more Charles Dickens quotes)

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime.  Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.

P.J. O'ROURKE

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

WINSTON SPEAR

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

P.J. O'ROURKE

Funny Junk Food Quotes

Whether you call it fast food or junk food, the reality is, it's just not healthy unfortunately. However, there is no denying that it is delicious. Share wittiness and laugh with some of our best funny junk food quotesfor your next fast food cravings.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

SALLY EDWARDS

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

TED NUGENT

There's no such thing as junk food. There's junk and there's food.

MARK HYMAN, M.D

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

JOHN MULANEY (more John Mulaney quotes)

Just because the Americans are so good at rattling out accessible and cheap junk food, nobody looks twice when it comes to their food. But there are golden nuggets everywhere.

JAMIE OLIVER

I eat whatever I want, junk food included.

VANESSA MARCIL

I don't like junk food, just because I don't like the taste of it, but I don't go to the gym - ever.

ISLA FISHER

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

JWOWW

I love sitcoms, and I grew up on sitcoms. That's my tasty junk food.

FELICIA DAY

Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food.

DIANE ABBOTT

Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.

BILLY JOEL

Funny Healthy Food Quotes

Maintaining a proper diet with healthy food demands consistency. Moreover, you must understand the science of healthy eating. Here are some funny healthy food quotes to enjoy your balanced diet.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

ADELLE DAVIS

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

SALLY EDWARDS

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

ROBERT REDFORD

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.

ADELLE DAVIS

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

MERYL STREEP

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

STEVEN WRIGHT

Eating healthy food fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you and saying: 'Thank you!'.

KAREN SALMANSOHN

Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food. Don't eat anything with more than five ingredients, or ingredients you can't pronounce.

MICHAEL POLLAN

I'm a big health-food freak and a vegetarian devotee.

CHELSEA CLINTON

Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

DOV DAVIDOFF

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

AMY SEDARIS

Funny Food Quotes From Movies

Varying from cinematic classics to 2000’s teenage dramas, here are some funny food quotes from moviesto make sure you reminisce on some classic cinematic food moments.

My mama always said, ‘Life is (was) like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

TOM HANKS IN FORREST GUMP

As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

VIVIEN LEIGH IN GONE WITH THE WIND

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

-WILL FERRELL IN ELF

I’m in love. I’m having a relationship with my pizza.

ELIZABETH GILBERT IN EAT, PRAY, LOVE

Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat.

MAX MINGHELLA IN THE INTERNSHIP

Floyd! I don't mind the caffeine but all this cream is gonna make you fat. Don't fuck with my investment.

BEN FOSTER IN THE PROGRAM

I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk.

BARBARA STANWYCK IN BALL OF FIRE

Sometimes spaghetti likes to be alone.

STANLEY TUCCI IN BIG NIGHT

Fey, I see salt and pepper. Is there a salt substitute?

BILL MURRAY IN WHAT ABOUT BOB?

If sugar's so bad how come Jesus made it taste so good?

DAVID HADINGER IN PARKS AND RECREATION

Well, the fridge broke. So I had to eat everything.

MATT LEBLANC IN FRIENDS

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